Trivia: What is the title of the “M*A*S*H” theme song?
Woke Up This Morning
I’ll Be There For You
Suicide Is Painless
Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs
The correct answer is Suicide Is Painless
So why is this answer correct? : “Suicide Is Painless” was the theme song to “M*A*S*H.” While a shorter, instrumental version of the song appeared in the opening credits of the show, the complete song — with lyrics — was used as the theme of the show’s 1970 film. The lyrics were written by 14-year-old Mike Altman, the son of the movie’s director, Robert Altman.